REMEMBER ME?

By Anonymous on 12/4/08 10:30am
3 Comments

Hi, Remember me?
I am Norman the Mormon
I am the seal-blower...
I have now had my Mullet shaved off...
Have you seen the new series of the Osbournes? after all, its my favourite program (being AMERICAN and all...)

BYE NOW!

Comments

you said eirlier that you

Submitted by mormon344 on 7/4/08 11:32pm.

you said eirlier that you were a Britt...hmmm so is Ozzie!

Norman, Can you just not

Submitted by mormon344 on 7/6/08 7:15am.

Norman, Can you just not afford the therapy?
I bet it's real hard to get an appointment in Brittian. You call for an appointment and explain that you're a sick, warped, disfunctional, seal loving, mormon hating, gay bar hopping half human and they just say "ya, ya, get in line and take a number buddy! What makes you think you are so different than the rest of the people in this country?" I hear health care sucks there. Why don't you go start up a rock band like the rest of the losers from Brittian do when they are bored? Take your insanity and capitalize on it, don't waste your precious talent here. I'd pick a different name though. How about Norman the Doorman? Or Norman the Goreman? Or Norman the Poorman? Or my favorite Norman the Sore*man? Judging from the lifestyle you proclaim, I'd go with the last one. Oh.....I know why your not dong this rock band thing! It's America's fault! You and your Britt pals cant do this because of Rap right? No more British invasion music....now what are you going to do with all this warped talent?

Aww...poor Norman. That

Submitted by He Who Shoots Mormons..well actually i tickle them on 8/13/08 4:34am.

Aww...poor Norman. That wasn't very nice of them was it? At least we know how to spell 'Brittain'. And is 'disfunctional' not spelt with a 'y'. Or is that just me. We may not have good healthcare but at least we have our education. And since when do 'Brittish' people form a rock band when they are bored? The only music we have here is r'n'b and pop. Not many decent 'Brittish' rocks bands I can think of. And stick with your name Norman. It is much more witty than any of the other suggestions on offer. This guy can't complain. He has hardly got a good name. That said he probably couldn't work out how to change it.

And isn't it nice that people appreciate your talent.

And one last thing...we do not come from Britain. Britain is not a country?! We come for England. Why does everywhere class that as UK or Britain. It is so silly.

Much love.

PS. Remind me what 'British Invasion Music' is? I've never heard of it.